The Show Goes On

I’m so sick of the department I work in!  My life is still a massive pregnant clusterfuck where there are smaller baby clusterfucks running around all over the place.  I got hit with a possible DUI 4 months ago, just got the paperwork last week and received a phone call from my job this week saying that I will probably lose my job over this… really?  The stupid snippy bitch yelled at me for not telling them i was arrested when i was hired but the cop told me i wasnt under arrest so what was i supposed to say? Twat.  And my immediate supervisor bitches that i don’t do anything but shes on her phone all the time taking personal calls.  FML

Sexy neighbor man?  I cut my loses.  It’s not worth it when a 28 year old acts like a child and ignores you.  On to the next.  This guy that i went on a date with keeps texting me about the trip he’s on.  1. I’m totally jealous and it’s annoying me  2. I hate the way he walks so its not going to work out anyway.  He told me he’s “enjoying life on the road.”  Stay on the road champ.

So I’m sitting at my desk on this gloomy Monday reminiscing about my clusterfuck of a weekend.  Three weeks ago my long time boyfriend and I broke up and I have set my sights on the sexy neighbor.  I know, I know… it seems like I’m moving on quickly, to that I say false.  The truth is I check out of the relationship awhile ago.  I fooled around with the neighbor a few times this summer but things really heated up this weekend.  Initially I asked him to go mini golfing with me on Saturday and he said maybe. Wtf. Maybe? Well regardless we hung out on Friday and we ended up sleeping together.  Amazing.  Simply amazing.

Saturday we started drinking at noon, something that I typically don’t do.  We went out to a bar later that night with another one of our friends (ie. no mini golf).  He told me he didn’t want to date me but he wanted to be friends with benefits.  Whatever at least the sex it great.  It sucks though because I am going into this with feelings.  I can do mindless, feeling-less sex but seriously?  I think he’s just afraid to have feelings for me.  There is a level of comfortableness that tells me he’s into me too.  

Men… can’t live with ‘em and I hate getting off without them.  Sad part is we’d make a great couple.  FML